Wednesday, April 13, 2011

::MALE or FEMALE::

Male or Female?  You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.  Here are some examples:  


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FREEZER BAGS

They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

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PHOTOCOPIERS
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These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

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TIRES

Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

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HOT AIR BALLOONS

Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

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SPONGES

These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

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WEB PAGES

Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
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TRAINS

Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people…

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EGG TIMERS


Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

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HAMMERS

Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

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THE REMOTECONTROL

Female. Ha! You probably thought it would-be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying




this is just for FUN...
no offense to anybody either male or female ok??
dpt dr emel n rase cm seronok plak tu yg nk share ngn korang2 sume ni~~
tp korg sume AGREE ke kt mende alah atas ni??
klu x agree cpt bgtau nape coz i almost totally agree with it!!!
hahaha

Friday, April 8, 2011

::muncul semula::

CAK!!!!

hi to all!!!!
dh berzaman tak bkak blog ni
asyik baca blog org je blog sndri bersawang
klu la btol2 bleh bersawang blog ni
agaknya dh jdk gua ashabul kahfi dh kot
huhu
hari ni nampak mcm ramai org hepy je(sbnrnye ckp utk diri sndri ni)
xtau la sbb ape ek
hehe
maybe sbb ape yg diharapkn dh menjdk kenyataan kot
iaitu naik 3rd year start SEPTEMBER!!!!
hahaha
sbnrnya takde la hepy bebeno sbb tkot jgak dh hepy2 tetbe plak timbul balik isu pasal ni lg
tkot kecewa actually
n nk hepy2 sgt pun xleh sbb b4 cuti PANJANG tu ade 2 exams menunggu
so try la jgak utk mengawal perasaan tu
tp walaupun takleh hepy sgt 
at least sdey tu takde 
hehehe
dh lame tak senyum bahagia cam arini
so arini rase cm nk layan lagu sepanjang malam
even dh bosan dgr lagu2 dlm laptop ni
nk download lagu br tp tak updated sgt la ngn lagu2 br ni
dh lame x tak dgr radio coz kt cni signal sgt x bgs
huhu
so, sesape yg sgt2 updated ngn lagu2 br 
tak kira la omputih ke melayu ke
rock ke tangkap leleh ke irama melayu ke
yg penting lagu tu best n suara penyanyi die berkualiti
bleh la bg suggestion ea
sbb lagu2 kt dlm laptop ni cm dh seribu kali ulang
nak tak nak kne jgak dgr
n klu ade yg nk suggest lagu2 rock kapak taun 70-an or 80-an pun best jgak
layan je asalkn bleh karok kt dlm bilik ni sorg2
huhu
rasenye smpi di sini shj celoteh sy
 haha
sbb nak memunculkn diri semula kt blog
n sbg keje2 pembersihan blog ni
tp xtau la pasni bile lg nk tulis
harap2 esk bleh la merapu lg kt cni
babai~